What teachers hate about the first day of school

1. When the rich kid’s lawyer tried to negotiate a “No Fault” deal for homework.
   
2. When you forgot your “Excedrin.”
   
3. The lottery ticket you bought just before returning to school had only one matching number.
   
4. When a third grader gets your computer, you couldn’t start all summer, up and running in five minutes.
5. When the paper reduction memo came in triplicate.
6. Pushy dad and hovering mom and their your own parents.