Tuesday, September 05, 2006

A Good Pun is its Own Reward

  1. Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
  2. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
  3. I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
  4. A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
  5. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
  6. When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

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